Stuck in New York: The Musical #ugh

osamah:

oomshi:

oomshi:

who’s the funniest disney princess?

rapunzel

get off the fuckin stage

I was not crying when I met Bertie Carvel after @matildabroadway #lies #ilovehim

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

lolsofunny:

guropone:

to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.

(lol here!)

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

Our plane is so small that this is how we evacuate. #shouldibescared @sarahfradkin

New York begins. #airport @taliagotzz (at North Terminal)

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

It is far too early in the morning for me to be awake.

pizza:

this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson

aclockworkpink:

                     Happy 31st Birthday Sierra Boggess!